They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
#they call me coffee because I’m brown bitter and too hot for you (galifreyy)
"I feel like people get lost when they think of happiness as a destination. Were always thinking that someday we’ll be happy. That we’ll get that car or that job or that person in our lives that will fix everything. But happiness is a mood, and it’s a condition, not a destination. It’s like being tired or hungry. It’s not permanent. It comes and goes and that’s okay. And I feel like if people though of it that way, they’d find happiness a lot more often."
I’m crying Pete’s captions on these photos give me life
Your sister is dead. Because of you.
- 21 year old Elsa being told the only important person in her life is dead.
- 21 year old Elsa being told it’s her fault.
- Let it sink in
I still hadn’t decided what kind of professor I wanted to be: authoritative or cool guy. I thought I would decide in the moment, and I did… About 20 times.
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE BC HES LIKE REMEMBER THE OLD PATRICK NOT THE DEMON PATRICK
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”
#if alan davies were a wizard (penthesileas)
Can we just all take a moment to appreciate Alan…