u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
He’s so proud that he swam all by himself for the first time.
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80
GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER
meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”
me: am I lying though?
manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values
The 1975, Docks Hamburg 13.10.14
slick as shit
This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.
Imagine your icon as a lingerie model